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About this game
Trash Talk is a sixty-second test of mouth versus feet. Before a run you pick one of three lines — Easy, Hold my drink, or Blindfolded — and the line is the difficulty: the cockier the quote, the smaller the ball and the narrower the sweet spot, and at the top tier the ball goes invisible for a moment after every touch. Then you tap to keep a football in the air: tap where you want to send it and keep it off the ground. Every hit pays twelve points times the brag multiplier, and each hit makes the next one a little faster. When the ball finally lands the game does not just show a score: it prints a certificate with the exact line you said and how many hits it survived, stamped and dated, so the humiliation travels with the screenshot. Sixty seconds is enough for three or four runs and at least one promise you cannot keep. The share button builds a challenge link with your score, so a friend can be dared to talk the same amount and prove it.
How to play
Choose one brag line at the bottom, then tap to kick the falling ball before it reaches the ground. Where you tap decides which way the ball flies. The line is locked while the ball is in the air; you can change it between runs.
Tips & Tricks
- Pick Easy until you know the rhythm — the multiplier is worth nothing if you cannot touch the ball
- Tap just as the ball drops into the marked zone; earlier taps do nothing
- Tap under the ball to send it straight up, to one side to steer it back into the middle
- At Blindfolded the ball vanishes for a moment after every touch — kick, then trust the arc
Frequently asked questions
How does the brag system work?
The three lines are three difficulties. Easy pays x1, Hold my drink pays x2 with a smaller ball, and Blindfolded pays x4 but hides the ball for a moment after each touch. The line is locked for the whole run, so the certificate always matches what you actually said.
Is Trash Talk free and does it need a download?
It is free and runs in the browser on phone and desktop with no download, install or account. Your best score and sound setting are saved on your device.
What is the certificate for?
It quotes the line you chose and how many hits it lasted, which is the part people screenshot. The share button also creates a challenge link with your score for a friend.
